That's it. And in case you are wondering, yes yes, that's Steven Lim. Hahahas! He wanted me to send him this picture via email. And after contemplating for few days, i decided not to, Whohoho!! -- I dont wanna be in his very entertaining blog.
Hey people. I went to nuffnang page few minutes ago, and checked out the referrals and keywords from search engines to my page. And to my horror, or rather, to my surprise, this was what I saw.
Ehhs. Ehhemmm! To the idiot that typed this to come to my blog, YOU CAN GO KILL YOURSELF! zzzz. What kindda searching words are those. huhhuhhuhhuhs!?
Anyway. If you like to find out why "Jocelyn is such a bitch". Flush yourself down the toilet and imagine hearing my voice. Then, YOU WILL KNOW.
(p/s. Don't ask me why the toilet bowl, i don't know. Cause I can't think of anything to say.) (p/s. I will blog those pictures tomorrow. Cause, my sister is asleep now, and I don't have the password to her lappy. )
Wahhaas. I have some cool stuff to share with you peeps! This is what I hunted frm the internet!! Ok ok, this isn't anything great lah. Just some beauty homemade remedies to share. Girls will be more interested in this, but guys, no harm trying em out. & Don't you guys dare say you have no pimples, blackheads, visible pores, not shiny hair, eye bags, dark eye rings!! Lols. Horrible yea? But, to say the truth, I admit I have all of the above. =(. Oioi, DONT GET FREAK OUT ALRIGHT?! At least I still look alright from photographs yea? YOU BETTER NOD! yes.
Anyway, here is it. I ripped it out from someone's page. Hahas. But i'll credit it alright?
Homemade Remedies
A
little DIY can be fun so here are a list of widely available
ingredients that you can use to whip up your own homemade mask and
treatment.
Egg When
egg whites dry, they have a temporary tightening effect which can help
tone and and shrink pores. Simply beat up an egg white and apply onto
the face for 10 to 15 minutes. Rinse off with warm water. As for the
yolk, it can also be used on its own as a mask for healing blemishes.
Egg yolks also very high in vitamin A and you can mix it with a little
honey for a moisturizing mask.
Baking soda This
works great as an exfoliator. Simply mix with a few drops of water to
form a paste. Massage onto the face gently in a circular motion to
smooth rough skin and rinse with warm water. Baking soda can also be
used as a teeth whitener. Sprinkle a little on your toothbrush before
the toothpaste goes on and brush away.
Honey Known
for its moisturizing and healing properties, honey has always been used
by models and pros for all kinds of treatments. To treat chapped lips,
simply apply a thin layer onto lips before you go to bed. Reapply
during the day if necessary.
Lemon juice The
acids in lemon juice is great for lightening skin and fading scars. To
lighten discolored elbows, soak your elbows in a bowl of lemon juice
for 5 to 10 minutes. Lemon juice can also be used to lighten hair under
the sun. Simply spray onto your hair before you hit the door.
Aspirin The
drug itself is a beta hydroxy acid which can help reduce oil, dry up
blemishes and exfoliate the skin. All you have to do is crush up a few
uncoated aspirin, mix with water to form a paste, spread it your face,
leave on for 15 minutes or so then wash it off. You can also use
aspirin to create a treatment for ingrowns. Click here for more details.
Potato Potatoes
contain an enzyme called catecholase, which is a skin lightener and is
great for fading undereye circles. Simply place a slice of raw potato
or a cheesecloth filled with grated potatoes over the whole eye area
for 10 to 15 minutes. Be careful not to let the potato juice come into
contact with your eyes.
Beer Believe
it or not but beer can be used to help add body and shine to your hair.
All you have to do is pour it in your hair after you shampoo, let it
soak for a bit then rinse out with cold water.
Good stuff yea? Hahas. I am definitely going to try out the, egg, soda, aspirin and beer. I rmbed mentioning about aspirin mask in one of my previous post. I am going to try it out soon. =) From those comments I read frm various pages, aspirin mask is good lo!
Shall try and share the results with you peeps ok? ^^
Ahhaas. Anw, I am suppose to post the rest of the pictures today. BUT, nahhhh. I got fed-up while editing Sen's pimply face. I gave up and ended up watching SAW 1 with papa and nana. lol.
I forgot to credit that page. And posted it. =/ Oioi, I am not stupid alright? I know I can edit that entry. BBUUTT, there is something wrong with the blogdrive page, and I can't edit it. zzz... nvm, BLOGGER HERE I CCCOOMMMEEEEEE.
ANW, lottttssa thanks to the owner of http://makeupforlife.blogspot.com/2007/10/homemade-remedies.html .
Hoho! Finally went out after relaxing so many days at home. It was one week ago since I last saw him. His pimples became worst. Like, VERY WORST. zzz! It was quite alright at first, and not annoying at all, after looking at his face for more than 2 years (i.e. immune to his bad complexion). Wahahas. UNTIL just, when I view those photos taken from the outing. zzz... TSKTSKTSK lo!
Yeah yeah. You can imagine right? I was having a hard time editing his face la!! =X So, I am going to post up 15 pic only. Too tired lo. It is actually 5.46am now. (I altered the timing when I write the post. I like to keep the date right. hahs)
Yupyup, enjoy. =))
Preparing to go out. Looks kindda sweet yea?
He just CANT puff up his cheek with the kissing lips!! That's the best that he can do!
LOOK AT HIS MOUTH!!!!
erms, excuse us. Hahas!
Whoo, main stream ULTRA brightened picture. Thus, ending up with my hair looking v black.
I know i know, the words are abit no link right? I was trying to mean, to the extreme of CONTRAST during photo editing.
LOOK AT HIS FACE!!! Very "ERRRMS"! And the picture is completed with the lower sec kindda, "i-am-not-pointing-middle-finger" hand sign. KUA KUA
Hahas. Nice photos right? Lols. The lighting was good in his papa's car. So, I agree with my sister's saying, "good lighting = good pictures". Yay! It's been quite some time since I took nice pictures. HAPPY.
Anw, I was wondering, if Sen has slight autism too. Don't you realise that there are very few shots with him looking directly at the camera?? I had to constantly remind him to look into the camera after several shots of his CONSTANTLY NOT looking at the camera. Hahas. AUTISTIC lo!
SO, stay tune for more fun and exciting programes! ( --, it is taken from kids central. My brother (jiaming) was watching it this morn, or yesterday morning, to be exact.)
Lols. Not stay tune. It's do check back for new updates of pictures! =D
Comment me and praise me for my good pictures la~!! It wont hurt right?! (lols, so BHB, fishing for good words. paiseh la. ^^; )
I know lo, all of you miss seeing my face online, right? Hahas. Okays, i know, it's been a long while since I update a proper entry like how I used to. That's because, it's been a long while since I am at home.
Anw, finally got the chance to go out and to take photos. So, I shall let the photos do the talking. After the lack of blogging for so long, I am kindda lazy to blog. -- Hahas. zz.. Furthermore, I am not in the craze to have lots of viewers to my blog, so... let it be, let it be, let it be..kuawaowaowaos..
(those ultra clear pictures are edited by my sister. I like cannot fully utilise her photoediting software lo. But, nevermind. Hahas.)
This does not mean that I love this dress lo! I tried it out of fun. Hahas. Dont you think it looks like AHma's nightgown? Hahas. But, looks quite alright yea? Must be due to my natural beauty lo! Wahahas, yes, I am BHB-ing. Bear with me kays? It's been quite some time since I BHB-ed.
I had no intentions to act like main stream girls hor! I was merely block the light, cos it was erasing my brows!
We were NOT smiling stiffly hor! We were trying to capture COLDNESS here. However, I look like smiling stiffly lo! Hahas. Esther is better at this.
Lols.
Figure out what this is! And comment me the answer!
Egg
Baking soda
Honey
Lemon juice
Aspirin
Potato
Beer
